pfffffffft, alors! 

…was issued today and distributed as offers of pieces of an actual baguette by me on Commercial Drive to the now-forlorn Portuguese fans just like these:


…which Portuguese fans are just like forlorn Spanish fans after being mowed down par les Bleus, except not as sexy:


next time

ass handed on a plate by the, shall we say, not as “aquatic” Team Zizou?  swimming down the river of tears–nay, snorkeling in it–Portugal is now off to see the currently also weepy–if more stoicly so–Germans on Saturday.  now i gots to decide which team to cheer for… ah, life on The Drive…

meanwhile, à Paris…