if you sneeze or cough in your hand, i will refuse to shake it, you filthy boor who follows what everyone else does without putting any thought into your daily existence.

(no, we’re not currently discussing whether i put too much thought into my daily existence–we’re here to discuss your boorishness, so shut up and watch this PSA.)

finally, after years of coughing in my sleeve, i have been re-affirmed as a member of the human race again… ok, ok, of polite society: