speaking of emo…

sucking down my 4th or 5th Liquid Consciousness (triple-shot iced-mocha) over the last 30+ hours spent in this diseased computer lab, and hearing my palpitating heart booming in my ears, i got to thinking: if i had a heart attack during a final, i’m sure the student body would benefit from the at least one departmental meeting on the matter of student stress that would result from such an unusual way to go.

we need more dead students.